Couple of flyers for shows.....



pen and ink.... i hope you don't come here looking for updates often....

mucho trabajo, no mucho tiempo

Two Girls enter, One Girl leaves!!!!!
a.k.a. The Legend of the Blunted Master: The Legend, the Halloween Adventure

Please meet Jebus Creebus Jim Crow Booga Booga "who do you know".
(or Booga for short)
This stumbling drunk be the last living master of the fabled Blunted Monkey style.

This be his magic jacket.

(Showing love for my homies, note DBC tags at the bottom.)
To wander, to fight, to drink....

This be the fair Lady Whirlwind, student of the Blunted Master
and supreme New Jersey ninja master of Nude Fu stlye.
She be getting ready to wreck a body in the Blood Wrestling pit.
(note the random girl from the crowd trying to get into the action, drunk!!!)

But first let us glimpse the preliminary rounds and the rise of Donna the Destroyer.

Donna the Destroyer (in sexy fatigues)

vs. Jessica Rabbid (Donna does not look impressed)

It takes a minute to charge "the Fury"
but Donna prevails in her prelim match.....

Lady Whirlwind fights next vs some no name hoo-er....

SLAM!!! Lady Whirlwind makes short work of this unworthy opponent

Lady Whirlwind rests before her championship fight against Donna the Destroyer.

Lady Whirlwind vs Donna the Destroyer!!!

Lady puts a good hurt on Donna

but Donna manages to eek out a slim victory!
She is the Queen of the Blood Pit, this year.

The Lady later confided to her teacher that Donna was her old friend and she deemed her more worthy to hold the title of Queen of the Blood Pit. The Blunted Master was quite proud of his student, the fair Lady Whirlwind. Her years of intense training as a wandering beggar taught her that the best things in life are not the cries of adoration from drooling sycophants or glorious $100 bar tabs (well maybe) but they are the three things sacred to the Drunken Beggar Clan... the open road, a good fight, and a stiff drink. And it was these three sacraments that teacher and student shared on that glorious night.

Oh yea, the rest of the night was a kick ASS show by Savannah's favorite Psychedelic Freak rock band GAM!!! All hail the Great God Pan and his Earthly vessels!! Witness the ritual, thee secret dance of thee Harvest King!!!!




good night

gimme back my bullets....!
moar artwerks az rekwested...... all commissioned illustration except the last comic. feel free to comment. future posts will be equally intermittent. sorry, just gonna have to ration out your fix. you can handle it, right?

this is a part of a flyer/tshirt design for the temple at which i study kung fu.
Montgomery Crossroads, Savannah, GA


halloween party flyer for Hang Fire Savannah, GA


GAM halloween concert flyer at Jinx Savannah, GA


menu design for Elio's Cocina at Hang Fire Savannah, GA


quick two page comic. its vulgar and dirty and it may offend.. enjoy

blah blah blah

art, enjoy. both done as flyers i got paid for one of them. haven't been drawing for a loooong minute. ive been taking kung fu and tai chi classes pretty much five days a week its great for keeping my mind from thinking about women. maybe i start updating more maybe not, no one looks at this blog anyway

Been a long time since I rock and roll'd....

yo, been very busy in real life trying to pay rent/bills and help the A.D.D. cartel get rolling. Lots of big events planned for Spring/Summer 07 will keep y'all posted. Anyways no more chit-chat, here comes the art..... some of it is for ADD maybe a shirt design, others is just drawing, all are for fun. ENjoy!

^still pretty loose, ill develop it more maybe for a painting or a protest shirt^



^still needs more development, maybe will be used on a shirt^



^only one that i feel is done. will try to get this on a shirt, would any of you wear it?^



^scary old school clown, pretty loose idea. will be developed more for design purposes^



^Atalanta, mostly drawn for fun. could be developed more for design or shirts^

Ask and Ye shall receive ...

wow! some peeps are looking at this? sorry for the inactivity. i have returned to doodling on paper for a while. Well, that's almost true. i had been sketching on bar napkins. i think it was good training. i'm getting fast and precise while drawing in a loud environment, while hitting the sauce. i have scanned some stuff for your enjoyment. i leave almost all the napkins at the bar (Hang Fire, sav GA) my pals that work there SAY they keep em. maybe ill cash in on them one day and get some free beers.

visual pleasure ensues!!!
i had to digitally mess with the "levels" to clear up the scanned image from the napkin wrinkles and texture
these are small about 4" square. i do them with a ball point pen, they are pretty fast.


i did this one on the back of a menu from work. i cant put it back into recirculation because of the cuss word.
i have to bust out some designs for the ADD cartel so i can get paid, bay-bah! so i will try to update again sooner, now that i know peeps will be looking =)

PS

btw Add cartel clothing store is up online. New designs coming in! From good artists! i am one of them! support independent business and young entrepreneurs, AND look good while you do it, at... http://addcartel.com/

Danger Danger... High Voltage!!!!

Dear fellow bloggers,

here is a nice picture of the aftermath of a face plant off a bicycle going quite fast. I can't say that I did not have it coming. I take many chances while delivering and my luck was adding up. Fortunately it didn't happen while at work.... UNfortunately it happened while riding home from the bar after work. I was quite sober, just berry berry stupid and switching my hands on the handlebars for "fun". Lotsa fun.

We all had a good laugh. Me, Tim O a.k.a. Mit Mortso the Magnificent, and the drunken homeless looking fellow that happened to be walking nearby. There are some other injuries on me body, but none worth documenting like that face. Bike works fine and I was able to ride home.

Here is something cool too. These pics are of a spider that lives in the tree right in front of our front door. Her web stretches from the branches to the top of the bushes below. She's a biggun and she only sits in her web at night. I named her Moony. The second pic is unaltered, I used the low light setting on the camera and I'm guessing the gravel in the bg threw it off. Looks like a tapestry or a Photoshop filter tutorial.

And that brings the total of cool, occult, familiar animals living around or under the front porch to four. Nocturnal Moony the spider, Miss Kitty and her three kittens, Bravery, Tab Tab, and Scaredy Cat. I didn't have the camera when the babies were young. They are pretty grown now, but still cute. Miss Kitty looked so funny after nursing, those kittens sucked her skinny and her nipples always looked raw and painful. But I guess that is the momma cat's life.... the daddy has a barbed cock and the babies have razor sharp teeth.

PS
I am visiting me fam until new year so probably no art or updates here. Not that anyone actually reads this, right?

This one for the Ladies.....

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

almost one month fellow bloggers..... but no fears, i will not leave you like some of these "other" young professionals. it is my duty, nay, my purpose to distribute filth through grid like patterns of electronic information. since i do not have the internets knowledge to build and upkeep a pornographic website i will upload my artworks into the ......vast internets information database (base........base........base......base.....echoes)

in my absence i have been finishing character designs for an independent Half-Life 2 mod at http://www.defenderofmankind.com/en/
i redid the main characters under the STRICT and unfaltering eye of the lead designer. (whispers.... i dont like them very much, but whatever, he was happy....shhhh)

i was asked to join the A.D.D. artists' collective. i will be promoting this more when we get the website up and shirts printed....you can befriend us on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/audodaidux
here are two shirts designs i did for them so far....

this is part of a drug lord lowlife propaganda series front and back design shown

this next is a series about police and the silly things they do.

front



back


and finally here is a part of a story in comics book form. i censored the title because i enjoy violating your civil liberties. it stars lil' old me doing what i've done best in my blogging absence. on the bright side however, my drunken bar room napkin doodles get me free drinks. especially the caricatures. those people are going to toooootaly sell those shits after i die and get so much loot.

so seeeee? i havent forgetten thee beloved bloggerse'sesss' i have been drawing and making the world a filthier place, but i havent been able to keep yall informed like. i try harder now!

Halloween Costume 2006

This is a very belated post, but on the other hand I have been very busy. I love to make my costume. If I can make it cheaply and still look good that is even better.

This years costume was inspired by a blanket my ex-girlfriend made. The blanky is an amalgam of odd shaped fabrics of different textures. When I wrapped it around me and strutted about the house, my roommate would say that I looked like a Viking chief clad in Big Bird's skin.

That got me a thinkin'. This Halloween I was to make a costume of a crazy man covered in the skins of our beloved Sesame Street characters. I used only the characters whose skins I could match at the fabric store. I did sketches and purchased supplies. Below are the "skinned" characters.

Gonzo

Ernie
Bert
Elmo
Cookie Monster
I attached the skins rather loosely to a tabbard that I wore. I made eyeballs out of ping pong balls and tied them to a gnarled staff I have. The character that I would be was still a mystery to me until we got downtown and I put the outfit on. I then became possessed by a demon I came to call Jebus Crebus. It was definitely a case of possession, the character, the voice, the antics and jokes. Most people get costumes and forget about character. For me the character makes the costume. We pay respect to the spirits on Halloween, so why not let one possess you for an evening. Below is Jebus Crebus in full effect.

Some other Halloween hooligans...
OMG Judy Jetson!