Danger Danger... High Voltage!!!!

Dear fellow bloggers,

here is a nice picture of the aftermath of a face plant off a bicycle going quite fast. I can't say that I did not have it coming. I take many chances while delivering and my luck was adding up. Fortunately it didn't happen while at work.... UNfortunately it happened while riding home from the bar after work. I was quite sober, just berry berry stupid and switching my hands on the handlebars for "fun". Lotsa fun.

We all had a good laugh. Me, Tim O a.k.a. Mit Mortso the Magnificent, and the drunken homeless looking fellow that happened to be walking nearby. There are some other injuries on me body, but none worth documenting like that face. Bike works fine and I was able to ride home.

Here is something cool too. These pics are of a spider that lives in the tree right in front of our front door. Her web stretches from the branches to the top of the bushes below. She's a biggun and she only sits in her web at night. I named her Moony. The second pic is unaltered, I used the low light setting on the camera and I'm guessing the gravel in the bg threw it off. Looks like a tapestry or a Photoshop filter tutorial.

And that brings the total of cool, occult, familiar animals living around or under the front porch to four. Nocturnal Moony the spider, Miss Kitty and her three kittens, Bravery, Tab Tab, and Scaredy Cat. I didn't have the camera when the babies were young. They are pretty grown now, but still cute. Miss Kitty looked so funny after nursing, those kittens sucked her skinny and her nipples always looked raw and painful. But I guess that is the momma cat's life.... the daddy has a barbed cock and the babies have razor sharp teeth.

PS
I am visiting me fam until new year so probably no art or updates here. Not that anyone actually reads this, right?

This one for the Ladies.....

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

almost one month fellow bloggers..... but no fears, i will not leave you like some of these "other" young professionals. it is my duty, nay, my purpose to distribute filth through grid like patterns of electronic information. since i do not have the internets knowledge to build and upkeep a pornographic website i will upload my artworks into the ......vast internets information database (base........base........base......base.....echoes)

in my absence i have been finishing character designs for an independent Half-Life 2 mod at http://www.defenderofmankind.com/en/
i redid the main characters under the STRICT and unfaltering eye of the lead designer. (whispers.... i dont like them very much, but whatever, he was happy....shhhh)

i was asked to join the A.D.D. artists' collective. i will be promoting this more when we get the website up and shirts printed....you can befriend us on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/audodaidux
here are two shirts designs i did for them so far....

this is part of a drug lord lowlife propaganda series front and back design shown

this next is a series about police and the silly things they do.

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and finally here is a part of a story in comics book form. i censored the title because i enjoy violating your civil liberties. it stars lil' old me doing what i've done best in my blogging absence. on the bright side however, my drunken bar room napkin doodles get me free drinks. especially the caricatures. those people are going to toooootaly sell those shits after i die and get so much loot.

so seeeee? i havent forgetten thee beloved bloggerse'sesss' i have been drawing and making the world a filthier place, but i havent been able to keep yall informed like. i try harder now!