Thursday, August 31, 2006

Old man take a look at me now, I'm a lot like you were...

Wow, five days since the last post, I hope you all have not felt neglected, because I was thinking about every one of you the whole time. If you really look forawrd to seeing more of my filthy imagery and it makes your life worth living, well I'm sorry. Do you feel better now? I had updated my website in those five days and I sent my resume and letter of interest to seven prospective studios I could work at, wish me luck if you please. Also four people that I have grown fond of have left this lonely town of Savannah this month. Two in the beginning and two recently, so I have been out at the bars drinking heavily lately, in fact I am drunk right now. This is why I am so emotional and not as abrasive as usual. A pint of cold Harp lager and a shot of Jameson's will set any man straight after a few rounds.

Anyway, I know why you perverts come here, its for the nubile young bootys I so often showcase. Well guess what, prepare to be disappointed!! If there is one thing I love drawing more than naked young women, its old men, naked or clothed. Here are some old men I drew up for variety's sake, I'll try to get some colored stuff up later this week, but don't plan a weekend around it. =)

Old men are so cool. I can hardly wait until I am a cool old man. I will purposefully buy a house very near a middle or high school and sit on the porch every morn and afternoon drinking cheap whiskey, chasing it with cheap beer, and brandishing my 12 gauge shotgun filled with salt shells at any mangy, young, whiper snapper that dares take the short-cut through my yard to get home. These men's faces tell whole stories. I hope to live a life worth telling in a story when I'm old.


Saturday, August 26, 2006

Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round.....

Well, fat bottom girls on bicycles do, and you can't beat that with a yard of beef. I been practicing drawing and also workin at the old "dead end job". It's not bad at all being able to ride a bike loaded with pizza around downtown and washing dishes when you get back. But I'd rather be working on a cartoon or something fun like that, then again, who wouldn't. hmmm, maybe if I was more motivated like those hot, young, art chicks that have become all the rage over this-a-here internets I wouldn't be as seriously ugly as I am today. Best of luck to them, being paid to do something you love must be the most rewarding feeling.

"Enough words!!" I say. You come here for pictures and pictures you will get. Oh come off it, it's for the boobies, I already know. Warning nudity so don't scroll no more if you are young. Also if you are young, before you go, ask your parents for a 'doggie doo snow cone' complements of the Sexecutioner.

That background is 80's-eriffic
Would you still suck on that woman's nipples?

Just more practice,they are from the "Sue Her Side" Girls free tour pics. I'm not tyring to cater to anyone's fetishes and I am not making a comment about any of these women. I just wanted to throw a little curveball at the viewer while I practiced digital inking and painting.

enjoy or not! mantus

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I see yow twoo colowes shining thwoo...

Yay, the blogger demons are with me. well these are some of them troubled japanese youths who i sketch so frequently. I just came across a large database full of their images, so why not practice. This time I went with some color in good old Photoshop. Its a pretty good fake marker tachnique, no? Some of these kids are not seriously ugly, but the things i learn from drawing them, fuels my skills at ugliness. Also i could become teh expart Japanese young-un sketcher extraordinarre! In my wildest dreams!


Monday, August 21, 2006

Highly Developed sense of Taste......

Well, it seems as though Blogger has developed its own tastes and will not accept my filthy drawings. I have not been able to post anything for 2 days now. I will try again late tonight, I have good luck sometimes when the little demons are scampering about in the shadows.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

All I want to do is drink beer for breakfast.

Nanoo, nanoo. I was a drawing storm today. I pumped out a couple drawings for this little series that I will continue about female domination. These will be a group of Frazetta-esque drawings with the woman in charge and the man laying about waiting to be saved. Don't worry buttock lovers, I have maintained a similar ink to butt ratio according to Frank Frazetta's canon. He is another of my major inspirations . On to the nudity!!!! (as promised)

These gorillas are desperate for some 'man love' if you know what I mean.

Again, the man is taking the role of the helpless victim. Frazetta did not always depict his women as helpless, and I'm not making fun of him. It's just the subject matter, and I love to draw ass and nuts.

The main man himself. This is a semi-real caricature of Frazetta.

There is some subtle symbolism in this picture. He is pondering a totem pole of butts, that has an equal amount of nasty to lucious ass, and he is surrounded by butt fairies. He has stated that in his drawings the power of the actions lie in the buttocks. I am a firm believer in this statement in my art and in my life. Frazetta is an equal opportunity ass renderer, look at any gallery of his work, almost every picture has man, woman, monster, monkey, or animal ass in it equally. Atop the butt totem pole sits a round, voluptuous, woman. I believe this to be his trademark. He can really draw a healthy looking woman. On his shoulder is sits one of his characters that people know and love, ole' Death Dealer. He deals death for a living, and I think he uses that axe to do so. Many thanks Mr. Frazetta, you are one of the reasons I kept at drawing.

I promise to make these posts during the wee hours of the night and early hours of the morn, when unmentionable horrors crawl around on edges of our dreams. This I do so that only the fermented brain juices bubble to the surface and I can achieve maximum ugliness in thought. All for you..... oh yeah no one reads this bloog. Well at least it is a decent therapist. Oh yea, leave a dang comment while your at it!


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Firstest Post!!
(yes another "artist sketch-blog" not the most original idea, but it does smell worse than all other sketch bloogs)

Welcome random intarnets travel'r. Prepare for your mind to be warped in unpleasant yet strangely arousing ways. I will be using this blag as a place to dump my nasty images, and gutteral spewings to terrorize unwary internet wanderers. I am using the term 'dump' in a very literal sense....
dump (dmp)
v. dumped, dump·ing, dumps
v. tr.
  1. To release or throw down in a large mass.
v. intr.
  1. Slang. To criticize another severely: was always dumping on me.
  1. A place where refuse is dumped: a garbage dump; a nuclear waste dump.
(Taken from

All of the above will this bleeg be, and more! But enough babble here's some pictars I made!

This be my first try at a semi-real caricature of good old (and I do mean old ;P) Johann Kircfalusi. He is a good inspiration of mine, and I wanted to capture him and all of his lechery (though I do not believe it should be contained).

Gals faces from that there "Fruits" magazine. These and the man faces are just done on the fly with no under sketching. Ain't I special?
Some "Fruits" guys *hyuck hyuck* I was practicing my line confidence, trying to get the faces and characters down within the first few strokes. Usually I started at the chin and cheek.

If you happen to need practice at drawing funny looking people maybe even outrageously clothed Japanese youths, you should take a gander at this magazine "Fruits". It is chock full of zany looking yung-uns. There are also other great Japan fashion mags that any decent internet search will find you. Also, enjoy a good look at those lucious girlies, because as the title of this-a-here blug states, almost all of my future imagery will indeed be "Seriously Ugly".

Now, don't think that this will just be one of those "other" sketch-blogs that will start out all exciting then run out of steam. Nay, I say. I eat every day, therefore I must take a dump everyday. So there will be plenty of brain filth to go around. I promise nudity in the next post, and may even treat thine shining eyes with colored or even moving images. However, I am no cheap date, so I've got to get to know you first before I show the goods. ......wait a minnit....

Is anyone even reading this?!?!?!?! Hello intarnet are you there? What are ya>? leave a comment if you feel so inclined.